Thursday, 25 July 2013

Hedgehog Pane and the Linguistics of Scatology




So …. the royal baby arrived safely. Before she and Prince William became engaged, Kate Middleton suffered the indignity of the press and public calling her ‘Waity Katie’, as their relationship dragged on without being ‘formalised’, as it were.
 Now, I delighted in seeing her turn the tables, keeping everyone waiting for the birth of her child. And with the babe tipping the scales as a healthy 6-pounder-plus, it was really a case of ‘Weighty Katie’. Congratulations to the young couple - may their son have a life that is, indeed, happy and glorious!

Here summer continues and we attempt to strike a balance between getting chores done and relaxing in the summer heat. We particularly enjoy having visitors, offering them our produce fresh from the garden, trying out new recipes.

 Our neighbours have bantam hens and their cute little eggs are ideal for today’s recipe of Scotch eggs. Strangely enough, despite the name, there seems to be no connection with Scots, as the recipe is said to have been created by London’s Fortnum and Mason store in 1738.  Given that the East India Company, by the end of the 17th century, was importing huge quantities of Indian cotton to Britain, and had bases in Bombay, Madras and Calcutta, it is very likely that this was an adaptation of the Moghul dish, nargisi kofta. This translates as ‘Narcissus Meatballs’. Who can resist a recipe for a meatball that has fallen in love with itself?


It really is a simple procedure : 

 First boil your eggs : for bantam ones you need no more than 3 minutes in boiling water.
 I use about 300 gr of beef/pork mix mince, add a finely chopped onion, half a cup of breadcrumbs, oil, salt and pepper to taste, some chopped parsley or mint and mix all together well.
 Shell the eggs and cover them with a thin coating of the mince mix; coat them in lightly  salted flour, dip into beaten egg, then give them a final coating of breadcrumbs.
You then fry your eggs in oil for about 20 minutes, until golden brown, turning regularly to ensure the meat is cooked through, then drain on absorbent paper.


Recently two friends were discussing how their 4-year-old-grandsons both had a predilection for making scatological remarks – either in response to questions such as : ‘What did you do/eat today at school?’ or for replacing the words of a song with the Greek word skata – no translation required!
Incidentally, I strongly suspect this is evidence of nascent criticism: the former on the boring predictability of regularly posed questions, the latter rather more literary, constituting a caustic comment on the quality of the lyrics of the original song!

Thankfully they outgrow this phase, but kids can still be greatly attracted to the gross. Our recent little guest, Athanasia, batted not an eyelid on hearing that our supper dish (the Scotch eggs as above) was to be ‘Hedgehog pane’; in fact, she bit into it delightedly. 


As seen below, each egg was served with crisp lettuce salad, filled roasted aubergine, a chunk of bread and a chilled white wine- mmm!
                                                    



  

Young visitors always enjoy kitchen pitching-in, especially if chocolate, in any form, is involved.        
Here is Athanasia at work decorating the chocolate cake for dessert.


 


                                                             
In the rich choccie filling were ‘knobbly’ bits – cognac-saturated chopped prunes – or, according to my assistant, pieces of cockroach. I’m afraid that as she decorated the cake-top with chocolate hundreds-and-thousands, she reverted to that four-year-old-scatalogical phase, declaring them to be pieces of ‘‘roach crap’!
                                                 

 

 Hard work in the kitchen should always be followed by exercising bowl-licking privileges and if we can also give Uncle a big sticky kiss, then so be it.

 




    It’s great to combine entertaining loved ones with celebrating a special event. 


   Here we are helping our neighbor to blow out the candle and, of course, eat that cake.
                                                  
                                                   Happy Birthday, Anna! 





                                         

And we did say that we try to strike that balance, so after all that hard work of cooking, decorating and eating, it’s time to hit that pool and     r....e.......l……….a…..a……a…..…xxx.