Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Despoina's Sheffield : Chasing Squirrels, Getting a Bear Hug and Designing a House for Kubrick.




This is a story of Despoina’s summer trip: her very first trip to Britain, to England, to Sheffield. Certainly, it was raining in Manchester on our arrival but Sheffield not only smiled on us, but offered us a welcome directly opposite our bedroom window! It has to be said she had been suffering from an ear infection and the additional in-flight pressure changes had not helped matters. Here she is with Mum Angeliki in the Chinese restaurant of her choice, but tiredness overcame appetite. We decided to take supper in carry-our form.
While I waited for it to be wrapped I beheld a memorable scene: some of you may be familiar with the Billy Connolly drunk-eating-chips character who is so coordination-challenged in his inebriate state that he well nigh loses his balance by simply picking a chip from his newspaper container.  (A brief linguistic hiatus: there is an ‘ebriate’ state as well which means the same thing, so the in- prefix is no negative marker here but echoes the ‘in his cups’ sense.) Anyway, as our gent was wobbling over his fish supper, a loud noise was heard nearby. He wheeled round with unexpected force to identify what the source was and, as he did, a veritable arc of Sheffield-fries formed in the air, a pensile potato parabola.   What a story – it even managed to raise a giggle in our tired heroine!

 







           
Next day, she was another person, completely recovered. Every little girl has her dreams. A white roller draped with a pink ribbon – isn’t that part of the princess persona? The bride may have opted for a civil rather than a church ceremony but this was not going to be a half-hearted event!
With her smart-phone in hand, Despoina joins some cheeky chipmunks promoting hi-tech gadgets.
    

 








And she has more furry friends to meet in the Botanical Gardens : chasing tame squirrels, getting a big bear-hug ( he was metal so not so furry) and Despoina sent me this picture of the-face-in-the-tree which I think she’d like me to add here .
                       


 


 Definitely furry, but not so friendly is Kubrick – Jen, my nieces’, very own Garfield look-alike. To improve his mood Despoina designed a house – complete with chimney and welcome mat – for him! Cute, huh?
                              
 

         
 

     






 The local restaurants were child-friendly and our young consumer became quite the reviewer in assessing the range of menu, quality of food and interest rating of the games and puzzles also provided.
 Jen’s friends, Anna and Kate have set up the most amazing Olde Worlde Sweetie Shoppe – check out the glorious pics at :  www.cocoawonderland. co.uk  - where you can get all sorts of wonderland goodies – D gave them full marks for their chocolate brownies! Here she is with her Mum sitting outside their shop - in glorious Sheffield sunshine.


 

                                                          
  







 Of course, Jen was there as were other members of our family, seen here at one of our more sedate meetings, enjoying delicious Italian cuisine.   
   
               
    
 








The previous night we had descended on the Anchorage Bar which was offering specials on steaks and hamburgers – so we just had to sample the fare. There were nine of us and our family is not renowned for silent, seemly behavior at table. When I suggested that the waitress might like to put us at a more remote table for everyone’s sake, she smiled indulgently, saying not to worry, that we would have great competition from the younger (!!) diners.  We were delighted when our waiter and waitress began to speak Greek to us – they had worked in Cyprus for some time! As we left, she came up rather sheepishly to announce I was right – we were the sound champions, having raised the decibels to an entire other level that night – yay!!
Sadly, the time for departure arrived. On the road to the station, D. admired Phlegm’s graffiti figure reclining on the wall.
         
                            








 And she insisted we echo a picture similar to the one I took on my first trip.






Here she is: smitten with Sheffield!