An essay title that could bring on brain-freeze and blank-page panic
as the English teacher delivered a task: punishment for the school break you
had just returned from! Not that we had been up to anything really exciting in
rural Mid-Argyll. In contrast to my niece’s family who travelled from Durham to
the USA for a Disney-fest and had a wonderful time. Since then, her young son, Guy,
demands that he has his grandma’s home-made pancakes served ‘stacked’!
Actually, that brings to mind my
favourite Christmas story. It’s
about Guy, a typical little boy magnetically
attracted to all manner of mischief, the word ‘no’ being translated into
challenge-of-the-day, an inverted Nike command.
Visiting his gran one day- no doubt on the stacked-pancake scrounge –
and on the run-up to Christmas –about ten chocolates down on the advent
calendar - Guy asked her if she had an elf in her house. He apparently
had an elf called Egbert in his
house – undeniable proof being the little red lights (the house security system
sensors). In Guy’s scheme of things, as the lights winked off and on as he
walked round the house, this meant Egbert was following his every move.
(Question: are we now taking CSI-type surveillance as a fact of life? Scary!) The bottom line was: if you are a good boy,
Egbert relays that information back to Father Christmas who will bring you a
commensurate gift.
I commend my niece on her imaginative strategy
– she tells me Egbert departed on Christmas Eve, his duties in planning for
next Christmas demanding his attention.
Christmas Day saw us driving up
to the villages high above Volos. On the way we met this centaur, looking for
all the world like a traffic cop. For Pelion
is the land of the centaurs, the mythological half-human /half-horse being,
embodying untamed nature.
The strife between the Titans and the Olympian
gods, mentioned my last post, and the battles between the Lapith tribe of Thessaly and the Centaurs, are said to signify the human struggle between
civilisation and barbarism.
I really like one explanation as to how the
centaur concept came about: horseback culture was said to come from the
southern steppes of Central Asia. Nomadic, proficient horsemen from there who
reached the non-riding Minoan/Aegean culture of the time, would have appeared
as one forceful entity.
By the way, ladies, there is
mention of female forms. A 4th Century BC Macedonian mosaic depicts
one; Shakespeare, in King Lear, explains how:
‘Down from the waist they’re centaurs,
Though women all above’;
while in that amazing animated film, Fantasia ,Disney displays ‘Centaurettes’.
And back to Pelion. At Portaria
we meet up with our niece, Maria, sister of Konstantina, who was holidaying
with friends. It was quite cold up there so we stopped off for a welcome hot
chocolate– and enjoyed this ironic sign outside the facilities!
Here are the young folks, now in
Makrinitsa, which boasts some beautiful traditional houses. This one is a
little askew of necessity: a few steps backwards to align it properly and I was
off that mountain edge!
Back to sea-level, where we admire those wonderful palm trees on the sea-front. Volos is famed
for its meze and ouzo-like drink, tsipouro. Here is Zissis – it’s about
time we used his name, right? – enjoying sea-food delicacies in very warm
Christmas day sunshine.
In the evening we found the last available table in a local
tavern – what is that crisis everyone
is talking about? All the eating places
were packed out that night!
An enthusiastic young group of musicians had the guests up
dancing, providing a really warm atmosphere against the evening chill.
They served very nice wine and food in considerable portionsand we managed to drain the bottle and clean our plates
– oh, I do love holidays!
And now just to annoy all those English teachers out there:
THE END.