Monday 7 January 2013

Highland Haj episode 1




Our festive season began with someone at the local radio station singing, instead of ‘Feliz Navidad’, ‘Theleis Danika?”  i.e. ‘Would you like a loan?’. A very apt question at a time when we are all tightening our belts - at least financially. The season ends on the twelfth day, January 6th, Epiphany, here known as ‘Ta Fota’ or ‘Theophania’. In Spain on this day they celebrate the coming of the Magi; here it is when Christ’s baptism is commemorated with the Blessing of the Waters as the priest throws a cross into the sea and stalwart divers brave the chilly main to retrieve it. I’m not greatly devout and wild horses would not get me in there but I would feel a great deal more well-disposed towards the ecclesiastical set if they paid tax on the vast swathes of property they own and if the Church rather than the state were to foot the salary bill for the clergy.


 2013 has arrived and, in the words of Billy Connolly, that great Scottish comic, actor and banjo-basher, ‘So here we are – where are we?’. Our politicians lurch from one crisis to another- the Lagarde list being the latest one – while we seemed to lurch from one groaning table to another. But I should draw the obvious contrasts: we are aware of the damage we have wreaked on our constitutions (don’t you just love that pun?!), take full responsibility for our actions and have made resolutions to take measures to improve things. To continue the gastronomic metaphor: our politicians really do take, apart from other things, the proverbial biscuit. Tomorrow will certainly see me back working out at the spa! 


If Billy’s question had been in the past tense, my response would be that we left off having a wee break at Glasgow Green. So now we begin the Highland Haj proper, episode 1. There were a few baited-breath moments when we heard that due to landslides after heavy rain the road was blocked at the Rest and Be Thankful stretch –the well-named steep climb out of Glen Croe. Sure enough, mounds of shale and scree were in evidence and single-lane traffic was in operation while clearing work continued. We reached there just as the south-bound convoy’s turn came so thankful, indeed, we were! It is impossible for our family to descend towards the banks of the beautiful Loch Fyne without bursting into Highland airs – Westering Home and The Hiking Song being firm favourites. Both of these, incidentally, can be heard on YouTube- and finer versions than we could ever muster! We cross Inverary Bridge and view the castle, seat of the Clan Campbell, with flag on staff indicating the family is in residence.
 
 
  Those of you who follow the magnificent ‘Downton Abbey’ will have seen the Christmas edition in the third series. Members of the Crawley family are seen to attend the Ghillies’ Ball at Duneagle Castle, but in reality they were filming at the Duke of Argyll’s seat, Inverary Castle! And isn’t Maggie Smith just superb? Nearing eighty, this grand dame of stage and screen seems able to express fifty shades of indignation with an arch of the eyebrow! I adore her and her magnificent put-down one-liners.  This year’s broadcasting of the series has proved very popular here in Greece.



But I digress! We reach Tarbert, Lochfyne- a place my heart can ache for and always leaps at the initial sighting of it every trip I make. We used to enjoy a panoramic view of this beautiful fishing village from the crest of the hill, but the area is now disappointingly overgrown and visually impenetrable. Our entire family descended here in August, renting accommodation which was not only splendidly equipped and very comfortable, but afforded a beautiful view of the church and bay. Tarbert was to be our base but the focus of our Haj, our Mac Mecca, was Kilberry, on the Knapdale peninsula, part of the ancient kingdom of Dalriada. 

 

 We head out along the single-track road and en route spy a grazing herd of roe deer- raising fond memories of Bambi, a baby buck we reared, feeding him initially from a fountain-pen ink tubing! 
 We pass Lergnahension, or Lergie, which used to belong to our grandfather, Hugh Scott. Our mum used to work there during the day as a farmhand tending their livestock and at night as a barmaid at their inn. She never forgot that experience – especially seeing someone so drunk he vomited while standing bolt upright – a 10-point erect eruption! I guess that was why she used to welcome Hogmanay ‘first-footers’ with the same wee sherry schooner and about two rounds of shortbread ‘to take the taste away’!
 We stop off at the Old Manse where we lived as kids while our father was alive and running the hiring and contracting business; we lived in the downstairs part of the manse while the deconsecrated church served as the garage for his vehicles. In the foreground you can still see the palm tree that was said to have been brought back years ago from the Holy Land by the then clerical incumbent. 

 
                
                                       

Another stop-over is Kilberry Castle, residence of the local Campbell family. I have memories of us as children walking  from the village school to sing Christmas carols  to Miss Marion Campbell ( full titles were always used !) and her companion, Miss Sandeman, of the family associated with port wine. Holiday accommodation is now available at the neighbouring cottage. I’d love to know whether such tenants have had sightings of the ghostly grey lady I once thought I saw in the area. This shot of the castle in the gloaming looks quite Gothic and spooky.



 Again I digress-back to ‘oor tale’ : we get to Kilberry, ‘my village’ as the Greeks would say. In fact, when I first took my husband there, he decided it would be grandiose to classify it thus, calling it instead an area with scattered houses- rather like the prevalent scattered rain-showers. Devoid of actual church building and square, this does not taxonomically fit the Greek bill - or perhaps that is an unfortunate phrase to employ! In the 1960’s, Mum renovated what was croft accommodation and outhouses which became our home with the adjoining post-office where she served as post-mistress until she sold the house to return to her home area of Tighnabruaich. This has now become the award-winning Kilberry Inn – and what better place for our family to converge on to celebrate my sister’s Big Birthday Bash. As you can see, my brother managed to squeeze in a wee birthday celebration as well!

      








 
 Here is the merry band of family and friends, flanking Iain Campbell, the doughty Pipe-Major who welcomed us on the Kilberry Inn forecourt- well, the main road, really!By the way, he was the piper who played in the Scottish episode of Downton Abbey. It’s the mark of his piping prowess and the wonderful champagne and canapés served outside (especially the savoury mini-scones!) that we noticed not the descending dampness, drizzle, smirr, smur, Scots mist, call it what you will, but it did keep the midges at bay! 



 
The Kilberry Inn is a well-known, award- winning restaurant – having earned the Michelin Bib Gourmand and nominated Scottish restaurant of the year in 2009. Suffice it to say that on our way round to Kilberry we passed a Rolls Royce and a Daimler, carrying  Kilberry Inn clientele.  The Greek Tourist Board needs to take a leaf from their menu-folder. Clare Johnson, the chef, using fresh local produce with expertise and imagination, has enticed high-end tourism from far and near. With equally good local produce just imagine what more remote Greek villages could achieve when you factor in their almost guaranteed sunshine!  

David Wilson and his staff offered excellent front-of-house service and helped us have a memorable evening. It’s not many people who can claim as I can, to have eaten gourmet food, prepared by an award-winning chef, in what used to be their bedroom!


It’s time to bring Highland Haj, episode 1 to a close and what better way than for us both to wish you all health and happiness throughout 2013?  




                                                          Slainte and Yia sas!




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