You know how the Christmas carol melodies 'stick', like advert jingles going round and round in your head? On a recent, local bus trip, just to while the time away, I constructed new lyrics to old favourites you may just recognise.
I'm sharing them with you to see if .... perhaps this might expunge them from my memory!
We
three fans of Leyton Orient are
After work
we went for a jar,
Now wending, weaving, knuckles bleeding
Probably best not go
home by car!!
She was
right, holy s&#$!
I’ve gone
and left the dog out all night
His paws are
frozen, his eyes are wild,
From the way
he’s looking he feels really riled,
I’m in the doghouse tonight,
I’m in the doghouse
tonight!
Hang the
balls and chill the bolly
What’s the reason for this folly?
Cleaning
cupboards, dusting corners,
Hoovering, ironing like a char,
Forget to
cook and you’ll be sorry,
Every single year we go too far!
Good rest to
all you teachers,
Let nothing you dismay
For now at
last has come the time to go on holiday
No bells
will ring, no correcting, for many days on end
Just great
nosh, good company and mulled wine, lots of mulled wine,
Turkey, trimmings and
even more mulled wine!!
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